Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell
"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"
by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022
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Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club
Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then
by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023
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Tennis Player 🎾

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩

Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!
Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄
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Converse Tennis

A Game Of Serve & Recieve Similar To Tennis On A Court
However This Definition Is Conversation Despatch & Recieve
You Say Hello , I Reply Iya How Are You
Really Enjoying This Converse Tennis ! Hey Me Should Register That Slang Innit , At Urban Dictionary !+)
by The V ONE 2nd To None January 31, 2019
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Tenni

A tall slim muscular ranga that beats Nicky's ass
Nicky, Tenni is gonna beat your ass now
by TheGodOfTheDrPhil June 24, 2020
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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 04, 2024
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Road Tennis

Road tennis is a sport, concentrated mainly in Barbados, in which two players go head to head like a tennis match but using a road as a court. The rackets are wooden and the ball has fur removed for bounce. It is fast paced and the net is 8 inches high.
by barbadosrocks April 27, 2020
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