don't dog the boys 

don't dog the boys is a term often used by mates when one of there boys either ditches or intends to ditch a gathering or social event with the lads for something far less important like work, a girl or in extreme cases of dogging the boys even a quiet night in.

"Ay don't dog the boys mate, we have had this piss up planned for weeks"

don't dog the boys by Barnibus_Samuels July 24, 2017

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

fit the bill

used to tell that discussed object has necessary qualities and attributes.

We need someone with a strong personality, and you seem to fit the bill.

fit the bill by spaceman spiff is no spoof January 17, 2010

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014

The Book of Knowledge 

A common term meaning the web site Wikipedia.org

Adam: Which agency did she come from?
John: I'm not sure...
Adam: Hmmm. How about we (jingle plays)
"Consult The Book of Knowledge"

The Book of Knowledge by Mr. Mac&Cheese August 2, 2013

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

The BioClock Speaking by Belch Queen October 20, 2018