Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.

Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch

by AM2000 May 25, 2018

Nintendo Switch blade

A Nintendo Switch Joycon with a knife blade hidden in it.

I killed my teacher with my Nintendo Switch blade!

by PokecordWeebH November 12, 2018

Light Switch Friends

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.

Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.

by Milla5 March 13, 2022

Pickle Switch

Military slang used to refer to the ordinance release button in aircraft. Distinct from the trigger underneath the index finger.

He watched the missile separate from his wing as he depressed the pickle switch.

by ThexLoneWolf May 22, 2022

Gum switcharoo

When she’s about to give head and you have her take a price of gum. Then when you finish in her mouth she spits out the gum + cum. But it only looks like chunky cum (boba cum” and hence the term gum switcharoo

Would you be down to give me a gum switcharoo?
Yes sure. Do you have bubble gum or mint?

by Weasley3321615 May 5, 2023

Shit 'N Switch

The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.

Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.

by ADallasCowboy October 21, 2014

Switch Stroker

Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.

Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.

Jablowme: ...Dude...

by AzzaCadabra September 25, 2010