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Jesus suffering fuck

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008
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Suffolk Punch

The act of punching someone in their anus so that the lips come around the 'Suffolk Punchers' elbow.
suffolk punched my rudagyal last nite. shit all up my arm
by the suffolk puncher May 19, 2009
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Sufering

A bad ass rogue from the game world of warcraft who is in fact number 1 in teh world... Of warcraft
"OH SHIT! Here comes Sufering! Run away!"
by Canâbisativa July 7, 2009
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Suffern

Literally only known for Grace Vanderwaal and literally nothing else. Nothing else interesting has happend in this town... ever
Hey I visited my parents in Suffern
Where?
The home of Grace Vanderwaal
Oh Ok I like her song I don't know my name
by HtotheG19 December 29, 2016
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Suffield Academy

A school in Suffield, CT that...is a normal prep school. There is some good and some bad, but that is everywhere. No matter where you go you will find the issues at this school are the same at every other school. Good sports, decent theater program, ok food. It's a typical high school.
you go to Suffield Academy? pretty good school.
by #tigerpride April 19, 2014
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sufian

crazy ass person that will bite you
ouch, he's bitten me!
by pea June 28, 2004
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