Shit stain

The child of someone who is already a shit piece of a human being

Helga: hey brother I trust with the world, your kid snatched up my J. K. Rowling book and colored in it. Tell that little shit stain that he can get his own goddamn babysitter now.

by Lexilooxitive August 5, 2019

shum stain

A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.

Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe

Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun

by JustOneOfTheBoys November 6, 2019

Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.

bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!

by master Nathan March 7, 2008

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

titty stained

The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.

Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.

Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.

by cliftoncincygirl August 30, 2013