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tampon stache

when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she's on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.
dude, i got the most gnarly case of tampon stache last night when i was at michelle's!
by erinito June 23, 2007
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stache

A ditzy, preppy, shitzel. Obsessed with lip-gloss and shiny things. Have Foul tastes in music and clothing. If I.Q. was converted to dollars, they would't even be able to buy their precious lip smackers.
Hilary Duff is a huge stache.
by saahy April 16, 2006
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Stache

1. Female with a mustache
"Stache!"
"Ewww shes so manly"
by alvin criesalot May 14, 2006
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Stacked Ass Dack

I was at this ritual and I saw your sister... I got a stacked ass dack.

Uhmmm... k.
by cloudstrifexe90 July 5, 2010
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Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.
1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?
by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014
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Stacked

When someone makes you mad you say “man you got me stacked”
Or
When you don’t understand what someone else is saying (confused) you’re stacked
by Crochetqueen November 15, 2017
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Chastity 'stache

The scummiest mustache known to man than repels women faster than the dirty sanchez or the mexistache.
Greg was sporting a chastity 'stache at the party and the ladies were cringing at the sight of it.
by B. Lewis December 9, 2008
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