Definitions by saahy

stache 

A ditzy, preppy, shitzel. Obsessed with lip-gloss and shiny things. Have Foul tastes in music and clothing. If I.Q. was converted to dollars, they would't even be able to buy their precious lip smackers.

Hilary Duff is a huge stache.

stache by saahy April 16, 2006

strawer 

One who collects or hoardes drinking straws for chewing purposes.

"Curly-Sue is a hardcore strawer!"

strawer by saahy November 22, 2004