squirt

to be bad, unacceptable, boring, or generally shitty. Synonym: suck

"This event squirts dude."
"Yeah I'm about ready to blow ass"

by notbad.jpg August 16, 2011

Squilp

Noun, an anus that hasn't been properly wiped. Can result from over-powerful farting, severe digestive problems, or laziness.

Ewww, you have a squilp. I'm not going to give you head.

by Robert Step November 21, 2006

squinty day

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

squinty clint

When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.

I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.

by craig_s August 10, 2014

Squifty

Squifty; A Squifty is a stone of a flat circular shape that can be skiffed (squift or squifted) of a stretch of water. A person who does the Squifting action is a Squifter, and to Squift is to squift a squifty stone.

I picked up a small, flat, circular stone and said to myself, "this is a fantastic squifty".

by Godly belly rollz July 22, 2016

squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

squilliam

a complete chad against Squidward

squilliam is such a chad to squidward

by kfdfodki February 11, 2019