Squifty 

Squifty; A Squifty is a stone of a flat circular shape that can be skiffed (squift or squifted) of a stretch of water. A person who does the Squifting action is a Squifter, and to Squift is to squift a squifty stone.

I picked up a small, flat, circular stone and said to myself, "this is a fantastic squifty".

Squifty by Godly belly rollz July 22, 2016

Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009

squifter 

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

squifter by Vinter May 1, 2008

Dirty Squirty 

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.

Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty

Dirty Squirty by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

squinty-eyes ching chong by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

lil squinty 

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.

He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.

lil squinty by Dapak June 9, 2018