Squilp 

Noun, an anus that hasn't been properly wiped. Can result from over-powerful farting, severe digestive problems, or laziness.

Ewww, you have a squilp. I'm not going to give you head.

Squilp by Robert Step November 21, 2006

Squip 

It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

- Be More Chill

The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.

Squip by Jeremy Heere June 5, 2017

Squip 

This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

Jeremy: so it’s like... drugs?
Rich: it’s better than drugs.

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)

Squip by Emma Scot January 17, 2018

Squilliam 

A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.

Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.

"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"

Squilliam by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021

squip 

A microcomputer (fictional) that makes you more popular. From the novel and subsequent musical of the same name, Be More Chill. Activated with Mountain Dew, deactivated with the short-lived nineties drink, Mountain Dew Red, not to be confused with Mountain Dew Code Red, which is different.

"I got a squip." "You got quick?" "Not quick. Squip." - Be More Chill the musical
"Your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip."

squip by Saoirse C May 27, 2017

Squilt 

A scrotal quilt.

"A nice warm Squilt for the winter!"

Squilt by Lemmy Lilmister January 15, 2015

Squip 

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel
Through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

Jeremy ignored his crush Michael because of his evil, terrible, way to expensive, squip. But it's ok because boyf riends happened and Christine was waaaaay to happy. (Richjake also happened just btw)

Squip by Rainbow beans December 7, 2020