A situation in which one finds one's self surrounded by "suits", bureaucrats, in other words. Such as in the higher levels of a corporation.
John: "How did the job interview go?"
Mark: "Man, that place was something else! It was a total suituation."
Mark: "Man, that place was something else! It was a total suituation."
by smguy August 21, 2011
Get the Suituation mug.Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.
Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012
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by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019
Get the Shituation mug.A situation that has become a relationship or a relationship that has become a situation. In either case it’s more than likely someone is unhappy in one or the other. Thus, situationship.
She wasn’t fully committing to him and he didn’t know where he stood so it felt more like a situationship then a relationship.
by 420success July 18, 2020
Get the situationship mug.when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they cannot talk to anybody else this way.
when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "
by totally not katie December 10, 2021
Get the situationship mug.What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.
She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.
by enfant terrible August 18, 2023
Get the situationship mug.Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
by Elise and Co. June 2, 2008
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