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Snack Radius

The area within arm's length of a zombie.
"Steve made a critical error as he stepped forward to strike the first zombie. By doing so, he entered the second zombie's snack radius and quickly became a meatsnack."
by qlajlu September 1, 2008
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smackajawea

verb - to slap someone really hard so as to render them as helpless as the Indians were against western weaponry.

noun - a very forceful slap which renders a recipient temporarily unable to fight back
Don't make me put the smackajawea on your ass!
Bitch put up a fight until she got smackajawea'd.
by Mitchigan October 24, 2007
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slackacardia

A condition in which math students begin to show signs of slowing mental effort. The decline in brain activity is often accompanied by a diminishing work effort even though the expectation of a good grade remains high. Slackacardia is terminal and must be treated with relative quickness. Long term effects include chronic bad grammar, prolonged employment in fast food restaurants, and an increasing desire to live in the Midwest.

Early onset Slackacardia can have subtle symptoms that are indiscernible to the afflicted student. An increased level of texting during classtime is usually the first indication that the sickness is beginning. Soon students will turn incomplete assignments or stop doing work altogether. As the disease progresses they will accuse the teacher of losing their work, may stop attending class altogether, or make pathetic last minute efforts to complete several weeks of work in an hour or two (usually on the afternoon when term grades are being determined).
She thought texting her friends during class was harmless. It wasn't until she received an F in 3 classes that she realized she'd come down with Slackacardia.
by Noah Laughingmatter January 27, 2014
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Chilean Snack Pie

Two or more people are needed and at least one of them male to accomplish this act. The male is pleasured in any way and when he is ready to release his semen he does so spreading it over the abdomen of the second person. Then the first male or another party lies on top of the second person in a 69 position and they please each other orally. All the while the man's semen is trapped between them.
John got to witness two women perform the Chilean Snack Pie after having skeet satisfactorily on them.
by hermionestranger June 25, 2009
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Third World Snack

A largely unknown brand of snack food or snacks.
Do you have any Lays Chips?
No but I have Pazz Chips.
What are they?
Oh, there a Third World Snack.
by Hackermeyer January 5, 2009
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Bite sized snack

A female that is petite and attractive
*A tiny, cute girl walks into the bar*
Damn dude she’s lookin like a bite sized snack”
by urbansplatt July 26, 2019
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Ass Attack Snack

While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.
by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020
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