slothfaced 

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

slothfaced by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

slothasaurus 

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.

1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!

slothasaurus by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010

scotch rifle 

Like beer pong but with scotch instead of beer and rifles instead of ping pong balls.

Sean Connery and I played scotch rifle for his Highlander sword.

scotch rifle by UtopianPhysics May 5, 2011

sloth grip 

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

sloth grip by goony44 June 1, 2012

scotchmohop 

A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.

Damn johnny! Not only has that Clamnigger taken my land but my scotchmohop as well!

scotchmohop by Coolhand Luke R April 29, 2013

Sloth Bear 

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

Sloth Bear by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013

Sloth Noodles 

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

Sloth Noodles by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013