stepping stone

1. A guy that helps her get over the last one she was so invested in, but he's not one who she intends to settle down with. see also: rebound guy slump buster

2. Any person or thing who is used as a means to "get where you're going."

1. "What's up with that guy you're dating?"

"We're not really 'dating' but we kinda have an arrangement. He's a stepping stone. Sure can eat some pussy though, damn girl!"

2. I don't mind being her stepping stone. I'm glad somebody's getting some use out of me. #foreverAlone

by Deep Pity November 14, 2013

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

sleeping in the centre of a double bed

one of the coolest things EVER!!!

I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

by Jizzles March 16, 2003

sleeping

Not being able to catch on to new or up and coming trends; or not being able to recognize when something new is the bomb or great.

That new "Papoose" mixtape is hot, but people keep sleeping on his music for some reason.

by Kat E. May 22, 2006

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

slopping

/sláhp-iŋ/ v. the condition when a woman's breasts rest halfway down her torso, as opposed to higher up on her chest.

Whoo, that Samantha Power sure was slopping today at the UN! She either needs to get a new bra, or get some work done.

by Hal Jackson September 24, 2013