Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015

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salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.

What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell

by Oned1rect1on May 21, 2021

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dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

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someone: Is Simon Cowell good?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SLAYYYYALLDAYYYYYYYYY December 17, 2022

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