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chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
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shifty fifty

unmarked police car

shifty = one who is sneaky
fifty = the fucking 5-0
I was doing 70 in a 35 last week, and the shifty fifty got me on radar.

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by Ricky Roma January 2, 2004
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shilly

"heehee thats so shilly!"
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Java Shitty

The coffee shop at Masco High School. Famously known for the shitty overpriced coffee drinks they make.
Masco Kid 1: Hey wanna go down and get something at Java City?

Masco Kid 2: Don't ya mean Java Shitty?

Masco Kid 1: Yeah but it's the only place around.

Masco Kid 2: Yeah, you're right. Shit.
by mikefrommasco October 29, 2007
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Titty Shitty

The state of being so messed up that all you can say is "I'm Titty Shitty." In other words you are incredibly fucked up.
Man Chris was so Titty Shitty last night he let Andy spray pepper spray in his mouth!
by Vargs December 9, 2008
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Shitty Butt-Cum

A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.
"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"
by six_plus_one July 24, 2008
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shitty pooh

Having a fresh batch of moist shit
hey john, come and look at my shitty pooh
by Mic August 5, 2004
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