Dirty Selena

The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then preceding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual

Gurl, I tried a dirty Selena last night, it definitely made a difference to the taste!!!

by Michiefor September 29, 2020

Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor

The classier, less cocky version of Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor.

I'm bored should we go to Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor? No, they are obnoxious, lets go to Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor.

by seventhfloormak November 24, 2010

half-your-age-plus-seven

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...

by SolF1729 June 18, 2011

seven thirty

crazy, one that is crazy

Yo, this guy's seven thirty!

by B. Rabbit February 21, 2003

sixes and sevens

bloody frickin' crazy!

those american gentlemen in the lolly were all sixes and sevens about their mouth ulcers!

by joe March 5, 2005

sevensky

Being the most creative and showing a variety of skill

tupac is sevensky. get on the mic and get sevensky with it. You ain't sevensky. Thats hella sevensky

by Lameck July 29, 2007

seven forevers

Hyperbole: an exceptionally long time.

I haven't seen y'all in seven forevers!

It's about time you showed up, I've been waiting out here for seven forevers.

by joemorf January 20, 2004