Rockin' A Jam Session

When you jack-off you're just rockin' a fuggin' jam sesh bro!!!

Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.

by jam time November 28, 2009

girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone

Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."

by apIistia January 5, 2023

reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months

Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.

by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023

solo-session

To smoke by yourself

Mike: Damn, Kenny is solo-session tonight.

Jimmy : Darn it! He never invites us.

by Munck1n. August 31, 2021

smash session

To partake in sexual activities and gain multiple orgasms/evacuations in any desired time period.

"Baby are you down for a smash session after the club tonight? "

by 6ixFoe January 31, 2024

thinking session

A time used to focus on figuring something out, coming up with a solution, or coming up with something new.

To make a thinking session more productive, voice type your thoughts, reading them will help you think some thoughts you would not have thought of otherwise.

by but for August 21, 2021

vendor session

when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress

Catherine was so stressed out she went to the canteen and had a vendor session

by clairebennetts August 19, 2008