schlorplejob!

When she puts her sploinkus in your giggadoon

Woah dude she just gave me a schlorplejob!

by PanzerChopp September 10, 2023

Schlumper

William

Hey Schlumper, how are you?

by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023

Schloip

A person who has a micro penis but lies and says it is 5 to 7 inches long.

'' yeah I have a 6 inch penis''
''shut it you Schloip''

by Mallard in a suit October 12, 2023

Schlop

Getting some “top” from a bop in a car

Yo can i get some schlop

by Schlop February 17, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

Schlamp

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.

Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!

by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024

schlorpet

Sexual acts for people who aren't gay but are,or are testing it

" I think Jacob is a schlorpet" " yeah he told me he thinks he might be gay"

by Mabeebee April 2, 2024