Procrasturbation

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.

'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'

by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013

procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task

I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead

by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013

Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.

I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.

by BVids November 5, 2013

procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.

He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating

by Redbeauty November 9, 2013

Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.

Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?

by jerrie006 May 11, 2014