trolley problem solver 

Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.

That guy is a plague upon society. You know, a real trolley problem solver.

trolley problem solver by marsh11 May 17, 2023

User Interface Problem 

A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P.

"The client was likely locked out of their system due to a User Interface Problem".

User Interface Problem by Nife 3033 January 17, 2009

gravity's problem 

A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.

"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."

gravity's problem by Baseball Boy January 16, 2017

The 1 meter problem 

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

The 1 meter problem by calasin June 4, 2017

Sounds like a u problem 

When someone complains about something and you reply back with “sounds like a u problem “ and then they get annoyed

“ ahhh I can’t get my shoe on “

“Sounds like a u problem”

Sounds like a u problem by Big dick deano August 27, 2019

Meta-macro problem 

The most difficult problem in engineering.

Involves converting an image into pure currency.

The initial approach requires a two-step approach of transposing the elements and converting them to value.

Image-currency problem.

The meta-macro problem assumes that an image has value-in-itself.

Meta-macro problem by metawave September 15, 2019

The Bitch of the Problem

1.A transition word when explaining a long story with many problems and details, wrapping it up by saying "...But the Bitch of the Problem is ...", used the same as 'in conclusion' essentially. After that phrase is used the simplest summary of what troubles you, the world, or someone else is then stated.

2.Used to Emphasise how limiting or terrible something could be. As if saying "all that is great, but the catch is..."
A good way to tell people that something must be remembered when considering situations.

Sidenote:A very effective way to get people off your ass for shit you can't do anything about.

1. "Now I can deal with some of her disrespect, people do be like that when they are intoxicated, but, the bitch of the problem is that when she is drunk she gets blackout drunk and wants to fight people, and thats not safe or healthy for any environment."

2. Jeff:"Why can't you go get me any margarita mix?"
Joseph:"Well the bitch of the problem is that even if you could venmo my broke ass, all the liquor and grocery stores are closed at this hour. So even if we could ourselves, we are shit outta luck on places to find your margarita mix.

The Bitch of the Problem by Alfonzodores November 23, 2021