Pope 

A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.

*Whole continent gets bombed*

Pope: “Oh how tragic.”

*Gets paid for speaking*

Pope by Shookums666 August 18, 2018

Is the pope catholic? 

(variants: polish may replace catholic) Isn't the answer to your question very obvious; That was a stupid question (The variant form was used since the accession of John Paul II)

Manny: Do you still have a cold?

Mindy: Is the pope catholic?

Is the pope catholic? by Light Joker May 31, 2006

Flag Poled 

To have anal sex and the giver lifts the receiver off of his/her feet by only using the erect penis.

Me and my friend Emani were having great anal sex then he flag poled me and took me to another part of the room.

Flag Poled by Anny B. March 12, 2007

fool the pope 

Note that it is also not recommended to insults the pope either.

"please do not insults or fool the pope"

fool the pope by danadamkof April 17, 2006

Pope 

Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.

Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?

Yeah pulling a JP2

What a pope.

Pope by matt evol beens twisted yada y November 19, 2011

ponedemonium 

The act of tweens using the word {poned} at an accelerated rate after hearing it on disneychannel.

girl: omg! demi lovato got poned by this girl who poned miley cyrus after being poned!
me: WTF?This is ponedemonium!

ponedemonium by Goobers～;) August 17, 2009

Popefridge

Dispenses liquid refreshment and spiritual advice. Best friends with an automatic door.

Where is a popefridge when I need it? I'm thirsty and in need of spiritual guidance!!

Popefridge by Popefridge December 20, 2009