pendulum

To be bisexual, particularly male.

One who "Swings both ways"

Scott's a pendulum - he slept with Dawn and Paul last night.

by D Fresh May 30, 2006

pender

somebody who is a massive loser

'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'

by bella4111 May 17, 2009

pender

mingin. an asshat of epic proportions... a man beast with extreme hygeine problems and a schlong and a uterus. woeful

you just ate your own shit, you pender

stop ramming my shoe horn into your guiche, you pender

by Laddd tReilly August 7, 2004

pendulimic

the tendency to have mood swings vey often;usually refers to a person

Joan is such a pendulimic person, she was extremely happy when she heard about the class that was not going to take place and then got depressed, because she had nothing else to do at that time

by Kunal Raj Barua May 18, 2008

poop pendulum

"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.

"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."

by Squeezy May 6, 2014

Pendeje'tion

Pendejos in action. Or a pendejada in action. To do something in a ridiculously stupid manner

Making a RIGHT TURN from the LEFT LANE, is...PENDEJE'TION

Driving 15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME !!

Her 1st "pendeje'tion" was Shaving off your eyebrows. Her 2nd "pendeje'tion" was to color them back on !! With a MARKER.

WEARING SPANDEX WHEN YOU REALLY REALLY SHOULD NOT! ! !

by WDOMKR August 14, 2011

pende

the word that has a name that tyler called robert, pende!

hi im pende the panda or whatever

by adrinanay January 9, 2018