para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.

She went para-shopping.

by word act January 19, 2018

Paracunt

Sharing similarities with a paradox, this cunt is a walking contradiction. Though the 'para' in this classification isn't similar to the one in paradox, it's more so the inebriation levels of the cunt in question. The Paracunt is normally regarded as a messiah or higher ranking individual in their communities, either stemming from holding the record for bucket bongs consumed before passing out or being hated by the most police officers in their local town. The Paracunt survives by sticking to a strict diet of VB cans, winny reds, toasted sandwiches and kiff he normally acquires with stolen property or giving a promise to make a batch of cookies. The Paracunt is of no harm to anyone, other than themselves, due to hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver. They are commonly compared at a gravel ant and a common household fly, but research has confirmed these beings to be of higher intelligence than the Paracunt. Also, normally has no teeth and in most cases a Collingwood Football Club life member.

Ralph: look at that cunt there, he's off his fucking head. Probably doesn't even know his name.

Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.

by angrygoat6 January 18, 2019

paradenks

Autism

You are suck a paradenks.

by Paradenks July 20, 2021

Parabatai

Two warriors that see each other like a sibling, they are that close.

Tessa: you are… Parabatai?

Will, grins: well, more like ‘two halves of the same idiot.’
*Jem just smirks and rolls his eyes*

by Cheezpan May 11, 2022

paraboy

Paraboy/Paramasculine, the feeling of masculinity with a mix of other gender(s) but the masculine part out-weighs the rest. This also applies to other genders like non-binary(paranonbinary) and female(paragirl), where the gender in the name out weighs the other gender(s).

Random person: Hey, I'm having a gender crisis. I feel more like a man but I kind of also feel non-binary.

Me: Oh, you must be paraboy then!

by Stoney pebble May 28, 2022

Paradigm

The best of the best of charachters in fortnite battle royale

My name is Seven and I looooove the paradigm fortnite

by AwesomePlayz January 3, 2023

Paguama

Name for someone who is close to you in relation, usually a lover

1: Do you have a girlfriend?
2: Yeah she's my paguama

by SirJacobTheThird April 15, 2023