Mussy

A Maori woman's pussy

That girl Jaimee had a smelly Mussy

by TrevPhilips October 1, 2019

Mummy Dust

Really terrible dried up marijuana....so dry and brown that not only will you most likely not get high, but you will most likely get sick (if you don't get sick from smoking it, you will get sick from the sight of it). Stoners know that you go to great lengths to smoke, and will smoke almost anything, but mummy dust is just so bad and not worth it. By the time you light the blunt, the weed has already disappeared.

Guy 1- "Yo man you got any of that weed left?"
Guy 2- "Yea i got like an 1/8th of mummy dust left"
Guy 1- "Fuck that man I don't wanna get high anymore"

by Smoke Trees Everyday November 8, 2009

mimsy

the last full cracker in a cracker box. In most cases, it is surrounded by broken crackers and crums.

YES!!! i found the last mimsy at the botton of my cheez-itz box.

by nate simon January 17, 2008

Mugsy Bogues

To come up short specifically in the area of getting getting a boner during sex. This normally occurs when a male is either suffering from drunk dick or is just not man enough to get the job done.

I was gonna bang the girl but then i pulled a mugsy bogues

by pat the rat 4 March 26, 2009

Mussy

A man that acts like a girl.

Stop acting like a girl you're a mussy (man pussy)

by joelandrew July 23, 2011

mummy sex

wrapping one's self and one's partner in gauze bandages or toilet paper from head to toe with only the eyes and genitals exposed. And performing intercourse, mummy style.

(1) After Gina's boyfriend doused her with gasoline and landed her in the burn ward, Frank wrapped himself with toilet paper and treated her to some mummy sex.

(2)
The Rock: "Damn Rachael Weisz, you're hot"
Rachael Weisz: "Shit, we're fresh out of toilet paper. But, I really want to have mummy sex"

by Spencer Treat Clark December 13, 2008

Running Mummy

Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.

Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.

by Jason Edward December 27, 2007