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mulleteer

3 men with mullets thinking they are fighting for justice by looking bad ass.
the mulleteers are in the bar looking "bad ass" as usuall. little to their knowing a women is alone. the mulleteers being the super bad ass party animals feel the uncontrolable urge to help this lonely woman revive her night by looking extremely bad ass.
by shmorts March 22, 2009
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Taint Mullet

A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!
I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.
by tupacalypze December 1, 2007
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woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."
When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."
by Karl March 15, 2004
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mullet

A person with a mullet (see definition 1).
Psst! Mullet at five o'clock!
by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002
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mullette

a term denoting the mullet(female)
"That guy in the Camaro has a mullet,"
"yah but look at his wife's mullette!"
by me May 16, 2003
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facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
by Bo Slone February 2, 2009
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mulletude

1) wrongheaded confidence;
2) a sense of style that is neither stylish nor sensible;
3) eternally pugilistic despite having lost all previous fights
The lead guitarist played the solo with such passionate mulletude that we had to leave the bar with our hands covering our ears.
by Winston Smith September 12, 2003
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