monkeys

monkeys are fat ugly and stupid and i hate them NOT! i am married to a monkey I am erikimoe and I love monkeys sooooooooo much.

dave: have you seen erikimoe?

billy: ya he just ate jim

dave: tell him I saw his monkeys

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 1, 2019

Monkeying

Beating your kangaroo with a baseball bat

Quit monkeying around you crazy coon!

by BiGkAnGaRoO02 April 26, 2019

monkeys head

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.

Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.

by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019

monkeyschlong

An exceptionally long and hairy(like your mother), usually found on a god of a higher being.

"Fortnite Galactus has an gargantuan monkeyschlong"

by monkeyschlongdaddylong December 2, 2020

Monkeys

Awesome fans of Brooke monk (aka the best creator on the planet)

Those monkeys are so unproblematic

by brookemonk January 20, 2021

Monkeys

Monkeys are fluffy cute and adorable.
Monkey want banana monkey will take life-donkey kong

Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal

Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die

by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021

moneystuck

When you daze or fantasize about making or having money; lost in ones thoughts of their financial success

“Steven was moneystuck for a few days after wining the lottery for the 7th time in his life”

by Dutch Flexington May 27, 2021