Mental Hot Tubbing

1.when one wears swim trunks or bikini outside.

2.wearing swim trunks around town and imagining being in a hot tub

"Why is john wearing swim trunks inside the mall?", "he's mental hot tubbing"

by the mr awesome man April 27, 2010

mantaster

Derogatory term for supporters of Man United. It is a play on th club's name and the fact that most of the said supporters are gay bastards.

All mankers are mantasters.

by manker hater October 13, 2010

Maintain

To calm down
To chill
To relax

Goon1: Im so angryyyyy
Goon2: Just maintain

by p234 April 23, 2018

mentaay

Mentaay, Realest nigga of all time, pulls hellaaa bitches. But WATCH OUT!!!! he will knock a nigga real quick. airbody call him the BOOTYCATCHER. He has long hair but will still finesse yo hoe

That nigga Mentaay fine asf

by reall draco blu May 17, 2018

mental breakdown

something I'm having rn

1: damn why won't this mental breakdown go away

2: ikr

by JunnyJun July 25, 2021

The Mental Movie

What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.

Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.

by Cunning Linguist 28 July 22, 2011

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008