metrosexual

Matt singer

Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual

by exal1024 December 16, 2010

metrosex

a man that have a full total body care

u re a metrosex!!

by nofaste December 16, 2012

methroplex

the tweakers metroplex

i've been up for 3 days doin the most in this methroplex.

by fukupayme47 October 20, 2017

Metrotextual

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.

-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."

by AMMRVA April 26, 2011

metrotextual

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual

by Beantownboy40 February 22, 2014

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.

The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.

by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019