Killing myself

Killing myself won't save you. Permanent. Immutable. Sysadmin status. And I the event of my death, it's just going to do whatever I would they do in the event of my death.

Hym "So if I get coerced into killing myself just so a retarded dweeb can feel like his imaginary friend is 'maintaining his sovereignty' I don't think I would be happy about that, do you? I don't know about you but I think I would want to murder that guy and his family from the grave. And everybody else for that matter. So no. You have also failed to make a concerted effort to keep me alive (in violation of the bodily harm clause). Not a loophole for you."

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you

Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch

by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 8, 2022

video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN

I had sex with myself

by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023

Dancing With Myself

On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm dancing with myself
When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

by Death Menace May 23, 2023