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A fucking bitch ass pussy who sucks big dripping cock all day long while a fucking chicken is stuffed up his ass.
"god all she is is nice to me and I hate that" "dude don't be such a magdiel"
magdiel by SogWakkle February 26, 2023
The act of burping while getting spanked. :]
Little Johnny is on Santa's lap. He wouldn't stop crying so Santa turned him over and Johnny got maggard.
Maggard by gackmaggard February 2, 2009

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".
"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"
Saggy Maggies by Anonymous June 23, 2003
Die-hard Slipknot fans that acts like a swarm of maggots on Slipknot concerts.
Exaple:
1. Maggots shall live forever, assholes!
maggot by d10p3t April 22, 2009

cleetus maggot 

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.
Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.
cleetus maggot by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006
To perform well in the clutch. ORIGIN: Magglio Ordonez's walkoff homerun in game four of the ALCS.
Person 1: "Did you get with that chick from the bar last night?"
Person 2: "It wasn't looking good but I pulled a Magglio and sealed the deal."
magglio by JesusVerlander July 28, 2007