Lactarozephobia

The fear of milk that has been touched by someone else in a sharing scenario

Chelsea had to buy her a new drink after she took a sip of her smoothie that contained milk because she has a severe case of lactarozephobia.

by Loke808 November 25, 2024

lactating belch master

a person who is very good at rainbow six seige

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd

by george droyd December 11, 2024

lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

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Lafayette Ronald Hubbard: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

laetate

To gladden, cause to rejoice.

The generous tribute laetated the retiring composer, filling him with profound joy.

by peaR-red January 28, 2026

Lactaious

Containing lots/much lactose

This milk is nice and lactaious

by Lactaiousmooshroomcow February 23, 2026

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008