Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

Kindergarten

Der Kindergarten ist in Deutschland nicht ein Teil des Schulsystems. Das Wort haben sich die Amerikaner von den Deutschen abgeschaut. Viele Kinder gehen im Alter von 3 bis 6 Jahren in den Kindergarten und danach auf die Grudnschule die meistens in de Nähe liegt. In manchen Kindergärten lernen die Kinder die bald in die Schule kommen schon bisschen schreiben, rechnen und lesen aber in den meisten Kindergärten geht es um die Sozialen Kontalkte und die Bewegung.

Die Oma: Wann wird er in den Kindergarten gehen?

Die Mutter: Er wird in 1,5 Jahren in den Kindergarten gehen.

by Halloihrlieben May 29, 2020

Kinder Orange

When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance

My Uncle Tom kinder oranged me last night! my ass still hurts from ejecting the slices

by clocloman June 16, 2020

kinderkanker

Its a complement in the netherlands that you say to shop owners when they nice shop

Krijg kinderkanker met je grafkanker winkel
Helemaal kanker jonguh

by Ketachees July 22, 2020

Kinderstruck

When you see a child or teenager after not seeing them for a while and they have changed so much. You feel the passage of time in an instant.

I saw your old friend Jimmy from nursery school yesterday - he's playing varsity basketball now and looks just like his dad. I was kinderstruck.

by DCDigital October 1, 2020

Kinkers

Someone you know who has an uncontrollable urge to kink out often throughout day. This action affects every relationship kinkers has as it causes him to attack and take control of unwilling victims

Anyone: Holy shit you are kinkers
Kinkers: Not at all
Someone else: Yea you’re definitely kinkers

by FonzFondoneFonde October 13, 2020

Kinger

A breakfast sandwich which sprays hot liquid on your chest when you bite into it. Often filled with come.

I was so hung over I was surprised when I woke up with a Kinger

by Expressman October 31, 2020