kitchenheimers

When you keep checking the fridge to see if anything good has magically appeared in the last 20 minutes.

Man, I totally had a horrendous case of kitchenheimers last night. I was so hungry but there was literally nothing in the fridge!

by Wakwok July 23, 2016

Kitchening

Kitchening is verb and is either a present participle or a gerund. it refers to all acts commonplace in kitchen, of no difinitive type. This includes but is not limited to cooking, dining, washing dishes, entertaining, midnight snacking, or sneaking a scoop of your roommates ice cream

Though the etymology finds origin in American English, it can be used in reference to any intergalactic uni/multiveral kitchen or kitchenette.

Come over! I just cleaned the house and in the mood to do some kitchening now that there's a place to put down a couple martini glasses.

by Avi Shankar May 11, 2017

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018

kitchen song

The song you dance to with your significant other that 2 in the morning.

Me and Peter’s kitchen song is “These Arms of Mine” by Otis Redding.

by _baileymathis_ January 26, 2018

KitchenAid your Ass

Rototilling a virgin ass

Girl, I want to be the first to KitchenAid your Ass!

by CirrusPilot January 25, 2019

katchungas

Another word for thick thighs/ legs, usually in a positive way

‘Damn look at the katchungas on that girl’

by Kweena__ October 13, 2019

kitchen dog

Cockroach; especially a really big one.

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"

by snakemonkey February 7, 2020