Jeter

A word that many Red Sox fans say after they fart in order to warn others, but originally in order to protect themselves from being punched by their friends. Based on the "safety game" in which anyone who farts must say "safety" before someone else says "doorknob", lest the farter be punched by everyone until they can touch a doorknob. "Jeter" replaces "safety", while "Nomar" replaces "doorknob". By extension, "Jeter" is also commonly exclaimed while, or immediately after, defecating.

Person #1: "Jeter"
Person #2: "Ugh, that fart stinks!"

by AL9000 January 24, 2009

Jesper Eek

HORA, ULTRA HORA, SUPER DUPER HORA, JAPANSKA HORA

Jesper Eek

by Jesper eek hora August 11, 2012

Jeeter

The space in between your legs that keep your significant others' feet warm. Like a leg and foot sandwich or a leg incubator.

Girl: "hey babe, my feet are like Ice cubes"
Guy: "oh just stick them in my jeeter" *opens legs*

by Micaroniii October 16, 2013

Jesper Weckström

He has a 2,0 cm dick and Nån loves it

Jesper Weckström : Man
NÅN: Woman

by MotherFucker6900000 October 23, 2018

jesper

when somebody has a very big dick, 20-30 inches.

girl : that guy is a jesper
another girl : agreed pal (thumbs up emoji x 4)

by ksoåskfiosjf April 25, 2020

Jewterus

The uterus of a non-Jewish woman who gives birth to somebody who later converts to Judaism.

Did you hear that Junior left the church and converted to Judaism? His mom must have a jewterus.

by Nictionary December 21, 2014

Jeeter

White Trash

The Jeeters in this trailer park all have warrants or are excons. This Jeeter got all cranked out and worked on his 88 Blazer for three straight days.

by SierraHotel October 31, 2009