Go Jerk Yourself

A more polite way of saying, "go F**K yourself!"; especially in front of a young(er) audience.

Jack: "I would have saved you a slice of that pizza if you had asked."

Pete: "Go jerk yourself"

by Spacegopher August 1, 2011

hypnic jerk

The act of alleviating morning wood while half-asleep.

"I woke myself up with a nice hypnic jerk this morning."

by aksjdlasji2942ujirjsdl October 5, 2019

circle jerk

A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.

I am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y'all are interested.

by RedHotGirl June 20, 2003

jerkasaurus

the king of jerks - total idiot - loser

you're a real jerkasaurus.

by j.bowen January 3, 2007

Jerk

1. A mean/heartless person.

2. More common: A guy who perfectly fits the gender stereotype, and is insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. Though many women constantly complain about guys like that, most end up with one, because they didn't dig deeper and didn't try to see through the jerk's crap. Instead of going for a nice guy who will obviously be there for a girl, most girls choose what's right in front of them, a cold-hearted bastard who happens to look "macho", who is a big-time flirt and wears his penis on his sleeve.

1.
Billy Bob: Can I have a piece of candy? Please?
Joseph: Let me think about that... NO! WAAAHAHAHAHA!
Billy Bob: ...Jerk!

2.
Charlie: Hey, I heard Becca broke up with Tom...
Ernie: Yeah, she found out he was cheating on her.
Charlie: He sounds like a jerk.
Ernie: He is, but she bought all his shit instead of listening to us, and now she's asking why... kinda sad.
Charlie: Yeah, is sucks to be a nice guy, huh?
Ernie: Tell me about it.

by MrCuddles November 26, 2006

jerk

Anyone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Arrogant, mean, coniving. Usually use people for no other reason than to hurt them, causing themselves joy.

The Varsity quarterback that intentionally trips the passing freshman is a real jerk.

by Rascy13 February 29, 2008

jerkop

A villain in the Sonichu series by our favorite Lolcow CWC. Commonly wearing brown. There are other types of them but I'm way too lazy to name them.

Chris runs from a jerkop,, and takes a break sucking on a comically large straw.

by anonymous May 14, 2021