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The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

A pair of brothers who host a gay sex performance in Amsterdam entitled The Jeckel Brothers Gay Incest Spectacular!

Their performance culminates after one brother cums inside the other brother's asshole. Then they bend over facing away from one another and that brother squirts the cum out of his asshole directly into the other brother's anus. They pass the cum back and forth several times and finish with equal amounts of semen in their asses. For the finale, each brother puts his own legs behind his head and shoots the remaining cum into his own mouth and swallows.
I was in Amsterdam with my family and I can't read Danish very well. So I saw this sign for the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and thought it would be some trapeze act and took the wife and the kids to go see it. Needless to say my kids are scarred for life. Now I'm resigned to the fact that my daughters are going to grow up and be whores, and my son is going to marry a dominatrix.
by DownWitDaKlownz March 10, 2010
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Jerkasaurus

A very large jerkoff-half dinosaur like human of the Upper Cretaceous Period of North America, characterized by having strong wrists and a large head. Also know to some Canadian dwellers as jerkoffskie
Jerkasaurus is owning up!
by Last_Assassin January 14, 2004
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How To Jerk Off

If you are wondering how to jerk off, it is very simple. All you have to do is use 1 of your hands and grab your penis...Then you rub it by stroking it up and down. You should use lube that way nothing happens to you. Jerking off is really fun. And if you jerk off it doesn't mean that you are gay.....you can do it with friends or anyone you choose it doesn't matter if they call you gay your not trust me. And that is all you have to do is sroke ur penis back and forth to make it more entertaining you can finger your ass or rub ur nipples or what ever you want to do. I do mine while I am taking a shit that way no1 knows and you have have a nice job done.
Jerking off is very simple, I will teach you "How To Jerk Off"
by NellyBoy NY March 14, 2009
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Jerk

A jerk is a guy who will treat a girl extremely well, until he has her right where he wants her then he drops her like a hot potatoe. and feels nothing. but since the guy is such a jerk, he comes back for more and the girl (being to sweet) takes him back and eventually gets dropped again. Also the jerk normally has very good looks, so it makes it so easy for him to hurt girls. because lets face it all women like a good looking man who will treat them like crap and then come back for more. every girls dream right?
(jerkk):Hey babe lets hang friday?
(Girl): Oh okayy:):)

NEXT DAY
(jerkk): hey babe uhh can we move our date to thursday?
(girl): yeahh sweetie:) why?
(Jerkk): Grandmorthers birthday:)
(girl) awww how sweet okay:)
NEXT DAY
(girl): hey you still up for tomorrow?
(jerkk): maybe..
(girl): what??
(jerkk) idk, i think im busy.
(girl)ohh....okay well whatever..
Three days later.
(jerkk) im sorry babe
(girl) ohhhhh its okay. And BTW i didnt know your grandmother was only 18!??? yeahhh "babe" found out about your little lie..grandmother? more like kegg party with all your friends. Nice. DONT EVER TRY WITH ME AGAIN!
by Honey:) June 20, 2010
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jerk bag

A person, male or female, wich you be a giant jerk. This person is such a jerk they are the equivilant to a bag full of jerks, wich in turn makes them some sort of super jerk, hence the term, jerk bag.
that jerk bag, is the biggest jerk bag that ever was a jerk bag
by shane vogel June 25, 2006
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jerk

a person who is constantly mean, without always having bad intentions
Karen is a big jerk...the only thing she ever does is call me names!
by wenbinbin March 8, 2010
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jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.
by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010
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