Instafist

Throwing a punch without thinking, it hits the person almost instantly after you throw it

Hey guys cut it out, your bugging the shit out of me
If you dont stop im gonna hit you with an instafist

by Crispy#72 August 25, 2009

Insta-Kiddos

Marrying or dating a man/woman who already has many kids.

I sure don't know why he's dating her...who'd wanna marry into all those Insta-Kiddos??

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

instafriend

one who is friends with you in real life, but too cool to follow you back on instagram.

hey is that john?

yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.

oh, he's an instafriend?

yea, that's right.

by anaveragewhiteguy July 26, 2017

Insta

Instagram, but for douches.

Douche 1: Whats Insta?

Douche 2: Instagram, but for douches

by bullshirt April 22, 2018

Insta peeping Tom

Someone that follows you on Instagram, checks your story as soon as it is posted but never likes, comments on your posts and seldom if ever posts themselves.

That Jake is a real Insta peeping Tom, he is always on there looking at my story, but never does anything himself.

by Found Identity March 12, 2018

instagenic

A person who looks so much better on social media than in real life

You’re not cute, you’re just instagenic

by getdirrty May 2, 2019

spquarky insta

a chad sigma male who shoots 17-22 cps one of the fastest law pea mains

i can shoot 20 cps spquarky insta

by XKraxkenX November 15, 2021