heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

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Heard/hearding

Heard/hearding

Noun & adjective

To poop. Or already going poop

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."

"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"

"I headed the bed last night"

Heard/hearding

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Amber Heard

The act of taking a shit so tremendous, either in the toilet or on a bed, that you don't need to poop for at least a day.

The milk only made me need to Amber Heard even harder.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

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heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials

Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"

by Jones_Liam November 18, 2018

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Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

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Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

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