Happy Sock

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.

I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?

by bigjlj January 29, 2006

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happy tree day

When you are talking to someone and they don't happen to hear you or are spacing out, you say this phrase. It implies that they are like a tree and are impervious to their surroundings. Then, hopefully, they'll hear it and start paying attention.

I don't know if this phrase is used in English but I know it is used in Spanish. My Colombian friend used this when I didn't know she was talking to me. However, she said it in Spanish: "Feliz Dia del Arbol"

Person A: blahblahblah
Person B: *spacing out*
Person A: Happy tree day!

by Flora H January 8, 2006

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Happy Boobs

Breast in a well-fitting bra. Usually visible in a garment which is neither too tight nor to loose, presenting the breast in a way which is prominent yet not slutty. On the contrary, unhappy boobs will a appear crushed, misshapen, uneven or strangled.

(while shopping)
Girl: Do you like that shirt?
Guy: It's nice. It totally gives you happy boobs.

by MariaPaul2 September 1, 2009

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ban-happy

A forum moderator that bans people for unfounded reasons.

That mod is ban-happy

by EvilWall November 2, 2004

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Halp

Halp is a really important message, for help. If you get this message, you must go the person right away. Commonly found in video games, such as DN(Dragon Nest) when you are in a party.

"HALPP!!!"

"What is it?!"

"JUST HALP!!"

"Help..."

"GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND HALP!!"

"OK, OK. OMW!"

by darkcreep1245 January 24, 2017

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