guidovic

A multicellular organism that spreads through your cyberlife presenting symptoms of pain and irritation similar to a bad rash. Like a cyber version of a guidouche which is a pussie/douchebag combo.

That guys is all over my facebook wall like a guidovic

by dbbshr June 24, 2010

Guido

a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.

did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.

by tss011 September 11, 2011

Guidochaun

Someone who is a mixture of Irish and Italian. He/She will be able to tan even though they have a freckly Irish complexion. They will know how to cook Chicken Parm as well as Shepherd's Pie. They will often get drunk on red wine and/or annisette and Guinness and/or Jamison's Whiskey. Guidochaun's are often CrAzY drunks that will get into lots of trouble while intoxicated.

You know that guy Giovanni O'Neal that got arrested for riding a tiger from the zoo down the center of Market St the last time we all got drunk? He's a real Guidochaun.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2011

Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

Mitchell Guidolin

He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.

man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!

by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015

guido

A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.

guidos are fantastic human beings.

by anthony lom. December 28, 2005