Greaseslide 

A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!

Greaseslide by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

Grease Beat 

When you have a quiet night in, buy a 21 piece bucket of KFC chicken, smash it while watching some porn, then use the left over chicken grease as lubricant to pleasure yourself.

I recommend putting a towel down while having a grease beat and please ensure a hefty clean up after the experience.

"What are you up to tonight, mate?"
"Heading home early for a major grease beat session"

OR

That guy has a grease beat 2-3 times a week

Grease Beat by cricketfanbb3/6 January 9, 2011

crotch grease 

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

crotch grease by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

ass grease 

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

ass grease by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005

Grease Lightning 

To ejaculate onto ones hair, then, swirl it thus creating the John Travolta hair style, then when they look at you, say. " Electrifying!"

Last night while watching From Paris With Love, with my gf, we decided to have sex, then I missed her face and hit her hair, she was unhappy and twirled it by accident, and I laughed and said. "You look like John Travolta, Electrifying!"
haha, she was not happy. Thank you Grease Lightning.

Grease Lightning by TreySongzz May 2, 2011

greasedick

A Mediterranean male - derogatory.

Conforming to the Greasy Dago stereotype.

"Sal is such an asshole, I would like to kick that greasedick's Wop ass"

greasedick by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

grease the skids 

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down

Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting

grease the skids by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008