Techno Glare

The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.

The techno glare coming off his face made him look like a modern day Jesus.

by mgendvil303 September 29, 2010

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De-glaze the Pan

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.

"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."

by 5seat January 22, 2014

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douche glare

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014

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doodoo glaze

after a man performs 'truffle butter', he then proceeds to spread the truffle butter onto food, thus creating a glaze, which the female eats. (Usually bread..ur discretion, but organic's good.)

"Damn girl, lemme wipe that truffle butter up...I'm about to give you this 'doodoo glaze' on a croissant."

by D/G May 20, 2015

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