burly guff

A disfiguring skin condition, for example, oozing sores or a horrible rash.

What’s that on your face? Have you got the burly guff?
He came back from his hike in the woods last week with the burly guff.

by speechpath August 18, 2019

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

Gucci Guff

Gucci guff is awesome and likes to drink hot dog water.Gucci guff is loyal to friends and is a great bestie.Gucci guff got your back all the time doe.

Random person:Hey Gucci guff
Gucci guff:Hey What’s up homie 😎
Random person:Let’s play minecraft

Gucci guff:bet

by Hotdogwatter February 3, 2021

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

Dirty Gruff

When a man has such an inhumanly sized penis that it tears the woman’s vagina so much it connects her pum and her crack so they become one.

Phwar did you see that Dylan have Brooke a Dirty Gruff

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023

my boy dem run in my gaff

when the cops raid your crib to look for drugs

my boy dem run in my gaff

by Gordon_ August 17, 2023

gruffy

Just a cool word to say. best used with MMM infront of it. just say " "MMMM gruffy" do it in a low voice and let it trail off.

man1:Hey i got some popcorn for us.
man2:MMM gruffy :)

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005