Frozen Kit-Kat

When you're finger-banging a girl with all four fingers in the snow and your hand goes numb.

"Ouch Eddie, not so hard" Sally says. Eddie replies "That's the danger of a Frozen Kit-Kat"

by Sandraleeinoc December 23, 2009

Frozen Dinosaur Sex

When two massively obese people have sex in a walk-in freezer

Hey Martha after your done with your deep-fried twinky lets go have some frozen dinosaur sex!

by Dinorectum July 13, 2010

Frozen donut

A girl refusing to have sex

Wow that girl's such a frozen donut.

by Jthic December 29, 2016

Frozen Lake Racing

A game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.

Friend: "Bro you wana go Frozen Lake Racing."
Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."
Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side
Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."

by Morgan the Man January 5, 2015

Detroit Frozen Yogurt

when a man defecates directly onto his female partner’s anus and it drips or falls to the vagina. Then he mashes it into her vagina and anus and she pushes it out into a cup to eat like ice cream. Then the guy has to cum on the shit.

Nick: I gave Stacy some Detroit Frozen Yogurt last night.
Kevin: nice

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 13, 2020

frozen freight train

When a shit is taken and is of nice form you poor water on it, freeze it, then stick it in some deserving whores puss.

Your mom really is a nasty bitch. Every time one frozen freight train melted she pulled another out of the freezer like she'd been waiting for me for weeks.

by jimcg August 31, 2005

frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016