2 definitions by Dinorectum

Ninety-Degree Virgin

A man who is a virgin simply because of the fact his penis is bent at a ninety-degree angle.
The surgeon's office was full of ninety-degree virgins
by Dinorectum July 12, 2010
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Frozen Dinosaur Sex

When two massively obese people have sex in a walk-in freezer
Hey Martha after your done with your deep-fried twinky lets go have some frozen dinosaur sex!
by Dinorectum July 12, 2010
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