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freedom fries

(n.) a two-year-old's temper tantrum perpetrated by a theoretically grownup asshat
Looking up from his dump truck, the theoretical leader of the free world had an attack of Freedom Fries: "Oh yeah, stupid Frenchy?! Well... Well... We're gonna rename all our bastardized versions of your food so..." <sticks thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers as he blows a raspberry>
freedom fries by Anonymous May 15, 2003

can i get some fries wit dat?

a secret code at mcdonalds in urban places that means "hook me up wit some nuggets or sumthin' nigga."
employee: heres yo food
customer: ayyye nigga can i get some fries wit dat?
employee: yea, hold up nigga

Ass Fries 

The act of wiping a fry down the crack of one's ass and proceeding to eat it
"Why does Rob have that fry down the back of his pants?"
"He's making ass fries..."
Ass Fries by JulieBean July 30, 2008

French Fries 

The plural version of French Fry, meaning a hot, young (16-25 yrs old), French guy.

They are normally found all over Paris. They're the type one desperately wants to check out but is too embarassed to, so one makes sneaky glances at them to satisfy one's mental demand.
Girl 1:"I think the Spanish Omelettes and Italian Pizzas are top notch!"

Girl 2:"No, you've got it all wrong...it's all about the FRENCH FRIES!!!"
French Fries by GET OUT! October 10, 2008

freedom fries

A term created by some red-neck in order to show support for the united states. NOT BUSH. NOT MCDONALDS.
freedom fries by Mina C. May 12, 2003

French Fries 

Little potato sticks dipped in fatty oil, not made for human consumption.
I'm a fatass because I eat french fries
French Fries by World Decay December 28, 2005