football boys

They fricking suck

Football boys play football but they suck

by Lolihateeveryone637 January 17, 2023

orange football

An extremely strong variety of adderall . Comprised of 30mg of various instant release amphetamines, this pill will have you speeding your ass off.

Easily identifiable by its orange color and oval shape, this pill is appropriately named the "orange football"

Toss me an orange football O.J. Simpson.

by Barry's drug facts and radios January 10, 2015

Overprotective football fan

Two people or more arguing over the fact they don't support the same football team (it's fine to have a joke about it but being serious about it is fucking stupid) like it's just a sport and it's alright to be very supportive but not at a level it get very heated and could end up in a scrap.

Bigmanjeff(as a joke) : I don't like *insert football team here* they're shit

Bigoldbilly: you fucken what mate I support them you cunt wanna scrap donny
Oldmansteve: it's was only a joke chill the fuck out man you're an overprotective football fan.

by Wankface6969 November 1, 2017

Freshman Football

A team of freshman & sophomore football athletes. A lot of them will not play and grind at practice like the Senior Football team. Some will just quit the team. A good amount of them will not play the year after. Some will keep on playing. Also known as frosh football.

Kid 1: I wanna be like Viz and play all the years after Freshman Football
Kid 2: Football is gay so I'm quitting
Kid 3: I wanna play just for the varsity jacket
Kid 4: *tackles coach*

by stephen 47 November 4, 2018

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

Small football small money

It's a sentence used by hungarian people in Hungary, it's a more clever way to say "TIPSZMIKSZ"

Small football small money asfasfasfasf

by HAMUUD May 18, 2021

bedazzle the football

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.

my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

by sk8ernerd April 24, 2011