Flat

My girlfriend

“Bruh I cant believe my girlfriend is so fucking flat “

by H8Lv October 30, 2019

flat ass booty

A girl with a flat ass.

"Akina, you have a flat ass booty!"

by mikutheshit December 4, 2020

flat major

a terrible nine circles level in the game geometry dash

flat major is so damn inconsistent it's so dumb

by ayas_wish October 9, 2021

Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.

Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.

by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021

flat banana sandwich

Created in Puerto rico is when you find anything on the street combined with cheese, ham, tomato, and lettuce

Hey son whatcha making
Oh nothing just a flat banana sandwich
What's on it

Just some 20 year old gum, dog shit, and some frog intestines

by Walker Lynch May 28, 2022

Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

oikawa’s flat ass

oikawa’s flat ass. it’s ridiculous.

person 1: omfg look at oikawa’s flat ass
person 2: what a loser

by shobiostars October 5, 2021