Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

Fix

Shoving random things into it until it is sturdy enough to hold a toddler

I fixed the door

by The great mighty poo 2 September 22, 2023

Fixed

A setup, or a plan.

Person 1 "This is fixed."
Person 2 "It's not fixed."

by ididntthinkofaname August 23, 2022

Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.

Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

fix

A term for 2 people sending hart emoji's, love you, ect. Without being in a relationship

1: Dude, i have a fix with Emily

2: Do you have the Zaza?

by BBC taker November 5, 2022

Fix

To inject into the veins (usually of a drug)

“I was gonna give her heroin, but then I remembered she doesn’t fix.”

by eastcoast121 April 30, 2022